Sunday 29 August 2010

Rules To Live


~Never under-estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

~Never argue with an idiot, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

No Place To Turn?

No place to turn?
Turn to God. He loves you.

Saturday 28 August 2010

Untuk Melayu 1Malaysia

"Ya Allah ya tuhan ku, aku tak layak ke Syurga-MU, namun tak pula aku sanggup ke Neraka-MU. Kami lah hamba yang mengharap belas dari-MU. Ya Allah jadikan lah kami hamba-hamba MU yang bertaqwa, ampunkan dosa-dosa kami, kedua ibubapa kami, orang-orang disayangi dan dosa semua umat-umat islam yang masih hidup mahupun yang telah meninggal dunia. Cukup lah Allah bagi ku, tiada Tuhan melainkan Allah, hanya kepada-NYA aku bertawakkal dan Allah lah yang memiliki arasy yang agung"

Wednesday 25 August 2010

How to give more than 100% at work

I'm back..To start with I've recieved a tip from a friend by email.

How to give more than 100% at work
What can you do when your boss asks you give more than 100% at work?

Assigning one number to each letter in the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

We get the following:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

One key for working well is "K N O W L E D G E":
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

Good, but not enough. Let's try with some "H A R D W O R K":
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

Still not enough. What about some "A T T I T U D E"?
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

Very good but still not over 100%. Maybe some "B U L L S H I T" helps?
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Better than doing knowledge, hard work and attitude, but the only way to give more than 100% is by…
"K I S S I N G A S S"
11+9+19+19+9+14+7+1+19+19= %127

Thanks for the tip Rik