Saturday 31 October 2009

Who Are You?


Politics have created a new breed of creatures… the living dead (human who no longer have any moral, honesty, integrity and possibly faith in any religion). What happens at Perak DarulRidhuan is a fine example of a group of beasts trying to destroy each other for the good of their group. Absolutely not for RAKYAT

I call to each and everyone viewers to do good deeds. Come together let us fight against evil camouflages as YB both in BN and PR. Otherwise just keep quiet, sucked your thumb, and witness the venoms spreading our nation and collapse before your eyes.


To my friends, foes, and bloggers (leave goblok aside) whom does this venom not affect YET

Stand together!! Free this beautiful country from those evils so that we no longer have to contend with his hideous creatures.


1. Know the universe is on your side.

The truth is that the universe acts a bit like a huge computer in the way that if you program negative things, negative things come out. However, if you put positive things in, you get positive things back. Ask and you shall receive, seek and you shall find, knock and the door will be opened unto you. Start asking the right question and you will get the correct answer!

2. Don’t compare yourself with anyone else.

You are a unique creation. There is and will forever be only one person like you! Therefore, although you can learn from others, it is important that you realize that you are special. Don’t waste the gift given to you by following everyone else.

3. Study the lives of achievers.

There are so many people who have woken up to the reality of their own existence and serve as a beacon of light to all who follow after. Study their lives…for it can act as a shortcut to your own awakening!

4. Learn by your mistakes.

There cannot be any failures, there are only learning experiences. Feel blessed when things don’t go right for you. You are being taught a valuable lesson.


Wednesday 28 October 2009

YB BN & YB PR

Alaun Jalan. Tak kisahlah..Apa nak jadi jadilah..Kalau tak bayar nanti kelaparan pula anak bini dan bini-bini YB dan gundik-gundik YB-YB dan Babi-babi YB dan lagi dan lagi....

YB bersidang ada hasil ke..tak ada hasil ke..Alaun mesti jalan.

RAKYAT???..mesti bayar cukai pendapatan! Tak bayar akan dakwa dan didenda..

Rakyat yang cari makan atas jalanraya dan lebuhraya hari-hari kena saman. 1 lori 4 agensi kerajaan menyaman dalam 1 hari di 1Malaysia...Pertama Polis trafik. Lepas polis trafik, JPJ pula..Lepas JPJ Alam Sekitar pula..Lepas Alam sekitar,Puspakom pula. Wang Malaysia inilah untuk bayar alawun YB-YB berkenaan.

Kumpulkan wang hasil dari KERINGAT, DARAH DAN AIR MATA RAKYAT...uNTUK DIBAYAR KEPADA YB-YB yang bersidang dan bergaduh setiap hari...

Sabda Rasulullah:
"Sesungguhnya dunia itu indah dan menawan hati, dan bahawasanya Allah Ta'ala menjadikan kamu sebagai orang-orang yang mewarisinya, Maka Dia sentiasa memerhatikan apa yang kamu lakukan"

Partisan Or Non Partisan

A reminder to all of us......
Life ends But work will never end...


Sunday 25 October 2009

How to Lock Your Car and Why ?????


Friends!!...
Just recieved an email.
I put forward for dear viewers info..

Nowadays with all sorts of wireless hi-tech available, any Crook with such a hand held wireless electronic Device can "clone the security code" of any Electronic Remote Opener/Closer Device for not only Car Door Locks but also for Automatic Gates !!!!!

Even manually locking is of no use because with the availabilty of rechargeable- battery operated Hand-drills (some that looks like a small torchlight) which when fitted with a hardened-steel drill-bit, and drilled into the key-hole, the locking-plates inside the lock are rendered useless and the door opens !!!!!So, like Mr. Bean, instal a hasp on the Car Door (or Automatic Gate) and lock with a tough padlock !!!!! But then again, with the abovementioned Hand-drill, this tough padlock can also be renederd useless !!!!!


How to Lock Your Car and Why ?????

I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door unlock. I went back and locked my car again three times. Each time, as soon as I started to walk away, I would hear it unlock again!! Naturally alarmed, I looked around and there were two guys sitting in a car in the fire lane next to the store. They were obviously watching me intently, and there was no doubt they were somehow involved in this very weird situation.




I quickly chucked the errand I was on, jumped in my car and sped away. I went straight to the police station, told them what had happened, and found out I was part of a new, and very successful, scheme being used to gain entry into cars.




Two weeks later, my friend's son had a similar happening...While travelling, my friend's son stopped at a roadside rest to use the bathroom.. When he came out to his car less than 4-5 minutes later, someone had gotten into his car and stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS navigator, briefcase... ..you name it.




He called the police and since there were no signs of his car being broken into, the police told him he had been a victim of the latest robbery tactic -- there is a device that robbers are using now to clone your security code when you lock your doors on your car using your key-chain locking device..They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim. They know you are going inside of the store, restaurant, or bathroom and that they now have a few minutes to steal and run.




The police officer said to manually lock your car door-by hitting the lock button inside the car -- that way if there is someone sitting in a parking lot watching for their next victim, it will not be you..When you hit the lock button on your car upon exiting, it does not send the security code, but if you walk away and use the door lock on your key chain, it sends the code through the airwaves where it can be instantly stolen. This is very real.Be wisely aware of what you just read and please pass this note on.
Look how many times we all lock our doors with our remote just to be sure we remembered to lock them -- and bingo, someone has our code and whatever was in our car.
Please share with everyone you know!!

Saturday 24 October 2009

Budget Quote

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

NATIONAL BUDGET: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

PARLIAMENT: A place where everybody talks,nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ETC: A signto make others believe that you know more than you actually do

PARLIAMENTARIAN: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

EXPERIENCE: The name politician give to their Mistakes

OPTIMIST(DS Najib):
A person who while falling from PETRONAS TWIN TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"







Friday 23 October 2009

Tolong Serahkan Nur Fatin Balik!


Friday, October 23, 2009

Budak Diculik
Budak diculik..... Mintak tolong rakan blogger iklankan

Sebentar td anak seorang ahli UMNO cawangan sungai pinang
dalam telah diculik dihadapan kedai runcit.

Mintak rakan-rakan iklankan dalam blog masing-masing
Nur fatin binti rohaimey 8 tahunBapa rohaimey bin rohani.Ibu Nor letah binti Dolah 017-2309373,013-6798620

Tian Chua The Real Political Beast.

Ini Tian Chua..Oops!! YB. pengubal dasar Kerajaan Malaysia di Parlimen.
Beliau ialah satu-satunya Ahli Parlimen yang gigit polis di 1Malaysia...ahha..mungkin seluruh buana pun tak ada wakil rakyat suka gigit dan 'kekah' orang macam dia.

Yang ini Chua juga namanya.Tetapi Anjing jiran aku.
Chua ini pernah kejar dan gigit Posmen. Tak kisah lah..sebab memang pada dasarnya anjing suka gigit.
Ini mungkin "kembar tak seiras"-wajah berbeza tetapi sama tabiat-


"TIAN CHUA SENTENCED TO SIX MONTHS' JAIL, FINED RM3,000 FOR INJURING POLICEMAN"


Bila terbaca Tajuk ni aku ingat anjing jiran aku yang kena..rupa-rupanya Ahli Parlimen yang dipilih untuk mewakili rakyat. Orait ..mungkin waktu kempen piliharaya 12 dulu..Chua yang diatas itu berslogan "Kalau aku kalah, aku akan gigit kamu satu per satu" Maka menang lah dia.


Cuma nak ingatkan Nik Aziz dan Hj Hadi...Tak mustahil Chua dan rakan-rakan mereka akan gigit kamu berdua!! Kalau dah perangai macam haiwan tu buat baik pun ia tetap haiwan...
Aku bimbang takut-takut Nik Aziz dan Hj Hadi ada 'kencing manis'..kalau digigit lukanya tak sembuh..akhirnya kena potong dan kudung lah mereka berdua.



Thursday 22 October 2009

Peniaga Belacan Dihukum Denda



Peniaga Belacan di denda kerana tak ikut 'standard' sementara peniaga Dadah, Along, Politikus korup dan ramai lagi pembunuh bebas sebebas-bebasnya..Ada yang direkomenkan dapat gelaran 'Dato,Tan Sri ,YB pun ada dan sebagainya..???

Aku pun turut keliru..??!! Mungkin satu hari nanti berlaku macam cerita Allahyarham Tan Sri P.Ramlee...Jual belacan kena sorok-sorok...ganja boleh dijual sebebas-bebasnya..Belakang hari kalu nak niaga belacan kena minta permit. Minta permit pun cukup susah macam minta lesen bedil. Dadah boleh jual dengan harga subsidi pula tu..bebas cukai lagi...

REPLAY

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE, THAT’S NOT OUR PROBLEM. OUR PROBLEM IS THAT PEOPLE ARE OBEDIENT ALL OVER THE WORLD IN THE FACE OF POVERTY AND STARVATION AND STUPIDITY, AND WAR, AND CRUELTY. OUR PROBLEM IS THAT PEOPLE ARE OBEDIENT WHILE THE JAILS ARE FULL OF PETTY THIEVES, AND ALL THE WHILE THE GRAND THIEVES ARE RUNNING THE COUNTRY. THAT'S OUR PROBLEM.




Think Different

I REALLY LOVE THIS



The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.

The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.

And they have no respect for the status quo.

You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things.
They invent.
They imagine.
They heal.
They explore.
They create.
They inspire.

They push the human race forward.
Maybe they have to be crazy.

How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or
sit in silence and hear a song that’s never been written?
Or
gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?
We make tools for these kinds of people.

While some see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.



from Apple’s Think Different

Monday 19 October 2009

Cleansing Of The Self


When you state the truth, you succeed. If you exaggerate isues for the sake to be popular , you'll run into problems. Sooner or later the public can sense the lie, no matter how sincere you act. If you are caught, the penalties are painful.


You agree or disagree based on what you know to be true, not on what they want you to believe.


Integrity


Integrity means you stick to your personal code of conduct. You stick to what you decide is right and wrong.When you live with integrity, you succeed. You are open and honest. Your life is uncomplicated and less stressful.
When you have good integrity you have no reason to lie. You can look at yourself in the mirror. You have nothing to hide.


The Best Code of Conduct


So what is right and ethical for you? How do you work out your own code of conduct?


"WHAT IS TRUE FOR YOU is what you have observed yourself
"And when you lose that you have lost everything."
"What is personal integrity?
"Personal integrity is knowing what you know—
"What you know is what you know—
"And to have the courage to know and say what you have observed.
"And that is integrity
"And there is no other integrity." — L. Ron Hubbard


No one needs to tell you what is right or wrong. You can see and decide for yourself.Nothing makes you more miserable than "selling out" and failing to stick to your integrity.


Benefits of Living with Integrity


1. When you stick to what you know is right or wrong, you don’t regret anything you have done.
2. People follow your example and act more honestly.
3. Your powers of observation are more accurate. You can see the truth about others more easily.
4. No need to keep your stories straight as your stories are facts. Less mental work is required.
5. You handle rejection and criticism more easily. As you have no doubt that you are fair.
6. You have fewer personality conflicts with others even when you are aggressive.
7. You fight crimes against you with more ferocity when you have nothing to hide.
8. When you make a mistake, it is easy to accept responsibility and move forward.
9. You earn the reputation as a person with integrity.
10. Your odds of being sued, fined or convicted of a crime go way down.

Thursday 15 October 2009

To Friends And Foes









Don't be too proud,
And never be too bossy.
Remember!! that you live in a planet that has gravity.


WHAT GOES UP, MUST COME DOWN!

"It is not by material wealth alone that a nation can survive. When a nation lost its humanity, downfall becomes inevitable and no material, however great,can save it from disaster. The downfall of a nation usually comes when it is at the peak of its material power."~The Quranic Consepts Of History
  • Recognize the truth for what it really is.
Be open enough to accept that other people may be right. Examine your own beliefs in the light of prejudice that might have been installed by your own upbringing.
  • Be grateful for the experience.
Everything you have done up to now has been leading you to this moment. It’s up to you if you want to learn the lessons or to go around the cycle again!
  • Don’t get caught up in dogma.
Try to walk away from potential conflicts, allow other people to have their own interpretations and don’t get caught up in senseless argument. Imposing your point of view, even if you happen to be right, will suck you into a hopeless circle of recrimination. It’s far better and more empowering to show by example than to attempt to change the minds of others by words!

Sunday 11 October 2009

Life After Graduation

Tips for a great life after graduation-by David Bach


Life after graduation can be both exciting and scary. There are new challenges, unwritten rules, and opportunities for advancement – and embarrassment – around every corner.

1.Choose your life — “You don’t get what you wish for in life, you get what you go for.” Make things happen. Choose your life — don’t let it happen to you. Be responsive.

2. Follow your plan — “Don’t blindly follow the expectations of your parents, professors, or mentors. Their beliefs are based on their life experience, not yours. They don’t control your destiny, you do.” Be your own person.

3. See the world — If you’re one of the 93 percent of college students who wanted to study abroad but never did, “now’s a great time to do it before a career, mortgage, kids, and other responsibilities loom large in your life.” Travel can change your life.

4. Become a young automatic millionaire — Pay yourself first. Save ten percent of everything you earn. “The sooner you start to save money the more freedom you will have to be who you really want to be.”

5. Take some risks — “The sooner you go for your dreams, the better your chances of living a life where your dreams come true. The longer you wait, the harder dreams are to achieve.” Don’t live a life of fear; live a life of courage. Don’t procrastinate.

I Still Say 'No" To Isa Samad


"To err is human.We all make mistakes.Some, make mortal mistakes and pay heavily for their crimes.Should a man be condemned all his life for crime which he has served his punishment?"


Buanasuara:

It depends. If you are just a layman its ok. BUT if you are a politician worst still if you are a leader who makes decision for the nation's future, definately I would like to say “No Sorry”.

A Lesson From America
Many thought Ted Kennedy destined for the highest office, but his White House hopes were dashed after his name was tainted by scandal, drinking problems and a messy divorce.
In 1969, he drove off a bridge at Chappaquiddick in Massachusetts, killing a female companion -- Mary Jo Kopechne -- and leaving the scene of the accident.

The scandal doused his presidential hopes and he subsequently lost the Democratic party nomination to incumbent Jimmy Carter in the 1980 election.


Saturday 10 October 2009

N31:Pemimpin Gagal Belajar Perlu Diajar

Sekiranya masyarakat berpegang teguh kepada ajaran agama, ikhlas dalam perjuangan, bersih hati dan jiwanya daripada pengaruh duniawi yang merosakkan, maka budaya gelojoh dan buruk dalam perlakuan politik tentunya dapat dihindarkan. Ini memerlukan perubahan radikal dari segi nilai dan sikap semua pihak.
”barangsiapa yang melihat kemungkaran, maka hendaklah dia mengubah/menukar dengan tangannya. Jika tidak mampu, maka dengan lidahnya. Jika tidak mampu, maka dengan hatinya. Itu merupakan selemah-lemah iman.”

Para pemimpin Umno yang ada terlalu berkepentingan dan asyik mempertahankan diri dan menyalahkan orang lain bagi setiap perlakuan songsang yang buatnya.


Pinggirkan Calon yang dikitar semula dari timbunan sampah kerjaya yang penuh kejelekan dan korupsi.


Selamatkan nasib orang Melayu dari tertimbus sepenuhnya. Untuk itu pemimpin Melayu yang sudah tidak lagi mampu menyelaraskan kewujudan UMNO perlu diajar.



Jangan fikir UMNO sahaja yang berbudi pada Melayu, tetapi Melayu juga berbudi kepada UMNO. Tanpa sokongan Melayu marhaen, UMNO sudah lama hilang dimata dan hilang dihati. Dan terus hilang sebagaimana hilangnya Kesultanan Melaka.

Friday 9 October 2009

Dr.Mahathir Cabar UMNO Di N31

Nasihat Daripada Penasihat UMNO Untuk Pengundi PRK N31


'Pengundi BN yang menerima sogokan dan memilih orang yang dikenali sebagai perasuah, harus ingat apabila mereka memilih orang ini, mereka sebenarnya mengkhianati bangsa, agama dan negara hanya kerana sedikit wang yang akan habis dibelanjakan dalam sekelip mata.Kamu dan zuriat kamu akan dikutuk oleh bangsa kamu tiap kali mereka menderita kerana kamu telah jual bangsa dan negara kamu untuk sedikit wang' - Tun Dr Mahathir



"Saya la tu.."

Buanasuara:

"Demi bangsa;Untuk Hablum Minallah dan Hablun Minannas!bertindak kerana benar,melawan arus tidak mestinya karam"

Thursday 8 October 2009

ABU NAWAS UMNO




"Politik wang bukan rasuah," demikianlah pendirian yang dipegang calon UMNO-BN Bagan Pinang, Mohd Isa Abdul Samad (gambar kanan). Bekas Naib Presiden UMNO ini menganggap dirinya hanya melanggar kod etika pemilihan parti UMNO.


Isa Samad dijatuhkan hukuman penggantungan keahlian selama 6 tahun pada mulanya oleh Lembaga Disiplin Umno, setelah disabitkan kesalahan terlibat dalam politik wang. Kemudiannya, hukuman ini diringankan kepada 3 tahun selepas rayuan dibuat, berakhir pada Jun 2008.
(Maknanya Isa dihukum kerana Bodoh dan bebalnya anggota Badan Disiplin UMNO yang tidak dapat membezakan rasuah dan sedekah untuk dapat undi dari perwakilan!!!)

Menteri Besar Negeri Sembilan, Mohd Hassan mendakwa dirinya yang mencalonkan Isa Samad. Ketika ditanya kepada Isa Samad, beliau mengesahkan bahawa Mohd Hassan pernah mencadang kepadanya untuk bertanding dalam PRK Bagan Pinang.

Surat Permohonan Isa Samad kepada MB Negeri Sembilan soalan BUANASUARA;

Kenapa Pengurusan UMNO Pusat tidak siasat siapa punya citrawara ini?

Sayembara Slogan Negara



PAS UNTUK SEMUA
"Ada apa pada Melayu. Pergi Jahanam"








KETUANAN RAKYAT

"tidak akan berkompromi mengenai hak-hak keistimewaan Melayu"




1MALAYSIA:Rakyat Didahulukan Pencapaaian Diutamakan.
"keistimewaan dalam Dasar Ekonomi Baru(DEB) akan dihapuskan"

KEPUTUSAN AKAN DIUMUMKAN PADA PRU 13 OLEH SPM.

Wednesday 7 October 2009

Code N31:Assassination Of Julius Caesar @ ISA

CHIMP BOND

"NOT THAT WE LOVE ISA SAMAD LESS, BUT THAT WE LOVE UMNO MORE"



Brutus explains his motives for killing Caesar.Caesar must die to preserve the welfare of the republic. He is not motivated by petty, personal jealousies , but by genuine concern for the good, the honour and welfare of Rome

Brutus says that the reason for killing Caesar was his great love for Rome. "Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more."




Liberating Force Code N31

The corrupt is eveready to make a return and take more money !!!
What Happen To UMNO?
UMNO has too many politicians and very few statesmen.
Your Expectation?
Wanted to see a total image change.
Any Improvement?
As I see it, the change cannot come from the current set of leaders. They walk on hollow pride, speak arrogance, do evil and listen to no one.
Your proposal?
If you all love UMNO teach the current leaders a lesson at Bagan Pinang. This is the correct place and time for a 'wake-up-call'.


"Don't let the corrupt make a return and take more money!!"

Tuesday 6 October 2009

The Beauty Of Wang Malaysia

GETTING THE BEST OF THE LEAST



If the ruling party leaders cannot even appoint a decent MP, can we trust them to administer the country?

This reflexs misconduct has been so common among them. Thus they no longer see it as a factor in a candidate’s suitability?

Not abusing my rights to writes I dare to say,misconduct is a common practice by most UMNO leaders . It is so common that one needs not to be ashamed of or to be afraid of if one had been accused of practising corruption.

The shameful part of this sad and unfortunate event is that, the leaders or whoever who come to his defense and even praise Isa Samad as the right choice for Bagan Pinang are a bunch of hopeless beasts.They are liars!!

Pitty for those who forever tirelessly and continually supports UMNO; they have been treated like buffaloes by this bunch of crooks.

BUANASUARA:

It is for the race?. Is it for the nation?. and worst it is for Allah?.

Monday 5 October 2009

MERDEKA Di N31







Para pemimpin tidak harus dibuai lena oleh kemewahan singgahsana dan takhta kekuasaan sehingga menjadikan mereka lupa diri dan takbur.

Kisah tragik Qarun dengan segunung hartanya dan Fir’aun dengan kemilauan takhtanya seperti yang dinukilkan dalam Al-Quran sudah seharusnya cukup mengajar kita erti kesederhanaan hidup, kesyukuran diri, kerendahan hati, ketinggian akal-budi dan kebesaran jiwa.

Kita juga harus beringat dengan kisah kemusnahan kaum Lut yang rosak akhlak dan hancur fitrah kemanusiaan mereka dan kaum Thamud yang angkuh dengan kekayaan serta kekuasaan mereka. Sejarah silam juga telah banyak mempamerkan suri tauladan tetapi manusia dengan sifatnya yang sering pelupa itu jarang-jarang sekali mahu belajar daripadanya.

Semakin mewahnya masyarakat kita sudah seharusnya kita menjadi semakin berwaspada dan beringat-ingat tentang pengajaran daripada sejarah hitam bangsa-bangsa dahulukala agar sejarah ini tidak akan berulang kembali menimpa kita.


Maka cabaran kepimpinan negara pada masa kini dan zaman-zaman mendatang ialah sejauh mana kita berupaya mengamalkan budaya politik sihat, berprinsip dan bermaruah berlandaskan kepada keiklasan dan kejujuran untuk menegak kebenaran, menjunjung keadilan dan mempertahankan kesucian perjuangan.


Nabi s.a.w bersabda kepada Abu Zar al-Ghifari :

“Wahai Abu Zar, Sesungguhnya engkau ini lemah, sedangkan jawatan itu adalah amanah. Ia pada hari akhirat nanti adalah kerugian dan penyesalan, kecuali sesiapa yang mengambilnya dengan kelayakan dan menunaikan apa yang menjadi tuntutannya.” (Riwayat Muslim).

Hanya orang yang bodoh sahaja merantai dirinya sendiri

BUANASUARA menyeru kepada para penyokong tegar parti politik yang telah tertutup hati dan minda mereka; dari kalangan Umat Islam yang sayangkan Islam lebih daripada parti politik supaya berfikiran terbuka untuk menerima pendapat orang lain dengan saksama.

Sunday 4 October 2009

Najib:Zigzagged Tongue

" I thanks members for their trust in me..I aspire to carry out the trust and responsibilities in addressing all challenges faced by UMNO and Barisan"

"If Umno continues to field tainted candidates, the public might justly conclude that it would be better for the the country that Umno lost. In our now dangerously divided society, it is important not just that elections be won, but that they be won with honour and by honourable individuals; that is to say, in a way that inspires the public’s trust in our institutions and enlarges our common sense of justice. Only then can the results of elections unite rather than divide us. That is our larger challenge".
(Tengku Razaleigh HamzahMember of ParliamentGua Musang)
"Jika ahli UMNO utamakan orang tertentu lebih daripada parti dan penerimaannya oleh masyarakat, janganlah hairan jika UMNO sekali lagi ditolak dalam pilihanraya umum".

"Kalau sayang pada parti, janganlah begitu utamakan individu tertentu sehingga imej parti tercemar lagi. Korbankanlah sedikit supaya akhirnya parti dapat dipulih semula".
( Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad)
Buanasuara:
UMNO: Hope for the best and be prepared for the worst.

Friday 2 October 2009

Why ISA Nominated At N31?

A friend narrated a story when Isa 'dicalonkan' di N31. "Isa akan kalah b'cos dia tidak akan dapat vote daripada Pengundi Pos yang terdiri daripada pasukan beruniform".
Dia mulakan ceritanya dengan penuh gaya...

Isa Samad, an elderly man, from Bagan Pinang, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.


Isa Samad opened the back door to turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.


He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." Isa said, "Okay."


He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.


Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Isa Samad's residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to Isa Samad , "I thought you said that you shot them!" Isa Samad replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

The End.

Thursday 1 October 2009

N31: Choose The Right Candidate




According to Sahīh Bukhārī, the Prophet said,

"Whoever has the following four (characteristics) will be a pure hypocrite and whoever has one of the following four characteristics will have one characteristic of hypocrisy unless and until he gives it up.
1. Whenever he is entrusted, he betrays.
2. Whenever he speaks, he tells a lie.
3. Whenever he makes a covenant, he proves treacherous.
4. Whenever he quarrels, he behaves in a very imprudent, evil and insulting manner."

In a sahih hadith narrated by Muadz;

The meaning: "Knowledge is the leader and action is the follower".
Umar bin Abdul Aziz once said that whoever does anything without knowledge over the related subject, what he damages is more than what he fixes.

A disrespectful act
failure to adhere to moral principles. An immoral act or practice.The quality of not being in accord with standards of right or good conduct.

Immoral" refers to a person or behavior that is self-consciously within the scope of morality but does not abide by its edicts.A thief will not deny that stealing is immoral, and not simply because he would not want others to steal from him, would not find it pleasant or convenient and so on.
The thief would quite agree that stealing is immoral but inconsistently try to excuse his particular act and shoulder the blame onto others, say that he had no choice and so on.