NATIONAL BUDGET: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
PARLIAMENT: A place where everybody talks,nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ETC: A signto make others believe that you know more than you actually do
PARLIAMENTARIAN: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE: The name politician give to their Mistakes
A person who while falling from PETRONAS TWIN TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"