Friday, 2 October 2009

Why ISA Nominated At N31?

A friend narrated a story when Isa 'dicalonkan' di N31. "Isa akan kalah b'cos dia tidak akan dapat vote daripada Pengundi Pos yang terdiri daripada pasukan beruniform".
Dia mulakan ceritanya dengan penuh gaya...

Isa Samad, an elderly man, from Bagan Pinang, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

Isa Samad opened the back door to turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." Isa said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Isa Samad's residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to Isa Samad , "I thought you said that you shot them!" Isa Samad replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

The End.

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