Tuesday, 22 September 2009
1Malaysia Without Mahathir
DS Najib asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
DS Najib watches as the Queen phones Gordon Brown and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Gordon Brown responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Najib?"
DS Najib nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
DS Najib, upon returning to Putrajaya, decides he'd better put the Deputy Prime Minister to the test. Najib summons Muhyidin to his Office and says, "Tan Sri, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Najib poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Tan Sri couldn’t answer and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
DS Najib agrees, and Tan Sri leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other UMNO’s senior office bearers, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation, Tan Sri calls Tun Dr Mahathir and explains his problem.
"Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
"Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Tun Dr Mahathir answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Tan Sri rushes back to the Prime Minister’s office, finds DS Najib, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Tun Dr Mahathir!"
And DS Najib replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Gordon Brown!"
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buana..terlalu terang sindiran buana terhadap deputy minister..menarik cerita ni tetapi lebih baik jika ianya ditulis tentang pakatan rakyat. maksud ccz, watak-watak ini.
ReplyDeletekreativiti itu ccz tabik!